(Dual Plover) CD $13.00 (Out-of-stock)

The fractal-crackin’ third album by Brisbane, Australia’s favorite slumber party hosts, Synthia J. Pop & Cyndii Valentine, squeezed out while exchange students in Osaka, Japan. This reverse enema for the brain by the girls from the wrong side of the bike racks includes eleven steamy crowd-thumpers like “Rape Me,” “Itchy Balls,” and “Teen Mum,” all worthy of inclusion in any self-respecting rock eisteddfod production. Their unique brand of electro-crap –- compared favorably to "Sigue Sigue Sputnik scoring Mortal Kombat porn” -- is a bass sensation in the brown note that proves once and for all that turds can be polished, especially if contained in pants while gyrating on the dance floor.