Lung Farts
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Extreme abstract noise from 1989 with perverse and degrading sexual and social deviations. So many selling points it’s difficult to know where to start: not at all funny; little to no musical merit; every track is excruciatingly long; screaming; strong French accent. You should be ashamed you don’t already have this. Just go away.
Livres Les Blanches Aux Bicots
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Twenty-five love songs from 1989 by a confused and crazy homosexual racist.
Terminator Moule
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Twenty-nine songs about the vagina from 1992. He does not care for it. You think you know awful. You don’t know awful.
Sorcière
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Twenty songs from 1990 dedicated to (or directed at, most likely) a young girl. Probably underage. Vulgar, profane, explicit, atonal, interminable – the very stuff that makes life worth living.
Les Oxyures
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Twenty-one songs from 1987 about the worms living in your body. One of the earliest works by this infamous French performance art legend who smears the scatology of G.G. Allin, the depravity of Whitehouse, and the transgressivism of Karen Finley, across the relentless devotion to craftsmanship of Rick Wakeman.